• Created solely to delight and uplift you
• That urges you to withdraw as much as you want,
  whenever you want
• Where your checks never bounce
• That doesn’t make loans because it doesn’t keep accounts
• That doesn’t expect to be paid back (give to someone
  who needs what you can offer)
• Devoted to recharging your body and spirit—in every
  possible way
• That values a person’s feelings more than their finances
• That ignores your credit history
• With a primary goal to expand fun, caring and generosity

Help yourself! That’s our official policy, albeit a quirky one. Instead of you depositing into the bank, Joyful Banker deposits into you and what you’re passionate about.

Then you, in turn, can pass kindness and joy along to others. It doesn’t have to be major—just as long as it’s sincere. But that’s all that is needed for you to create massive ripples of good feeling throughout the known universe.
Hey, why not?!

Collect free Joy Bucks and Binkle Bucks—the currency given at Joyful Banker. Don’t be shy, now. There’s plenty to go around. Frequent  Joy
and  Binkles can’t help but pop you out of the same-o same-o. You’ll feel like a million bucks—actually, a zillion.  Get your bucks now

  Protect Yourself from the Glums
Stress and disappointment will grab you—if given half a chance. Guard your feelings, your upbeat moodswith regular doses of fresh joy and energy. This website plus these messages from The Banker are designed to keep you amused and uplifted. And who doesn’t need that? The combo provides maximum defense from grim (grinless) thoughts.

DISCLAIMER
This is NOT a genuine bank or real money     The Comptroller of the Currency (U.S. Treasury) doesn’t  consider the
    bogus bucks and financial documents created by Joyful Banker to be
    counterfeit money (This is True)
             No real money has been bent, folded,
      stapled, or mutilated in creating this site

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          Funderful things you can get for Free
   Free and Fun     Visit the Vault      Interest Report   

Bankers Storehouse   The only place on this website that uses real money
    Help good things happen for others with every dollar spent. Half of all profits go to
    The Binkle Foundation, a not-for-profit corp. (for real) to promote binkle awareness

Learn your way around this strange
and quirky bank—take the 

Escape from the Humdrum of Daily Life     Read The Binkle and the Catawumpus Compass
This book-length, magical adventure takes you far from the familiar. Ancient, long-waged struggles between the forces of dark and light (for control of binkle energy) surface in the world we know. And even potent magic is not strong enough to save the day. But the solution is found in the very nature of the binkle itself.

Available as an ebook in PDF format.   Download your copy immediately, any time of day, anywhere in the world.

Words & Symbols You will Need Parody  Humorous take-off. This site is a parody of all things  financial. And the symbol for it is a pair of Ds Frivel©   Wordplay. Having fun with words, or using them in new ways. Example, we’re a fine anshool institution. It may not be clear what an anshool is, but we’re a fine one.  Find more  Frivel Galore Binkle®   The energy you feel when you really connect with someone or something that inspires you (even yourself). Here’s what it looks like. Some binkle fun Binkle Bucks    Funny munny (energy) available here Joy Bucks   Funny munny (emotional) available here Zillion   The only denomination of bucks we offer—just short of infinite

What’s New—or Newest?

If Real People Ran the Bank… (series)
You can bet there’ll be a steady stream of binkle-rich, joyful, high-frivel fresh stuff—as well as contributions from you guys. Bookmark this website.

    The Joyful Banker offers a whimsical time out from stress for
    anyone who drops by. So enjoy yourself! Poke around for a
    while. Who knows what you will find! And come back soon!

We hope you’ll pass along your high binkle feelings to others. And become an Investor—share your opinions and joyful insights with other readers. It’s sure to be a wise investment (or an investment of wisdom).

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The Joyful Banker - A Parody of all things Financial
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