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About The Joyful Banker

Lynella Grant, welcomes you to The Joyful Banker Hello, I’m Lynella Grant the Joyful Banker, a genuine person who wears a lot of hats. Here’s a real picture
of me (unlike the cartoons for the rest of the staff). I’m most proud of discovering the Binkle—the inspiration
for this whole website.

You’re visiting this weird and wonderful institution (which is anything but institutional) as my guests. So
I’m not about to hide behind a comic, invisible identity.
I want to feel real for you—just like everything of true value, like honesty, kindness, courage and reliability.            Lynella Grant

Recognize Important from Unimportant
As goofy and frivel-ous as The Joyful Banker may be, it’s true purpose is to point out what’s most important and enduring. It cares passionately about the important stuff. And it uses parody to poke fun at matters that don’t deserve all the frenzied attention they receive in our material-obsessed world. People are miles ahead of things! And they deserve to be binkled.

Personal integrity should never be overlooked as we deal with the business of living. It belongs in our daily thoughts, and in all the large and small gestures we make. This site is a way to bring such concerns to mind with light-hearted enjoyment. Authentic pleasures inspire us to pass joyful moments on to someone else who’d like some, too.

Applaud the Binkle Connection

About ten years ago I made up the term “binkle.” It’s the smallest particle of energy that’s created or released when people really connect. Its power is way out of proportion to its size. Binkles create energy

Binkle energy is so powerful, so helpful in protecting a person from lies and negative influences, that it’s downright life-changing. That’s why I’ve committed myself to making binkle become a familiar, everyday word. This Web site is one way that I’m working to make it happen.

    Launching the Binkle Movement

Another way to promote binkle energy is through The Binkle Foundation
(a real non-profit corporation), devoted to bringing more binkles and binkle awareness into the world. Half of any profits resulting from The Joyful Banker goes to the Foundation for that purpose.

I also wrote a fantasy-adventure book-length story for Young Adult readers and grown-ups, called   The Binkle and the Catawumpus Compass.   It delivers a high-binkle experience in an exciting and whimsical novel. If you want to read the book, it can be in your hands right away. It’s ready for immediate download (in Adobe PDF format) for only $6.00 USD.

Taken together (Banker, book, and Foundation), I’m actively promoting the Binkle Movement. I invite you to find more ways to build and expand it as well. What makes a movement a living force is when first one person and then another decides to pass an idea or vision along. By following their own spontaneous urges to put it into practice, it shifts from just being a good idea—so it truly catches fire. I sincerely hope the Binkle’s spark does, indeed start a wildfire.


Off the Page Press

The logo of Off the Page Press   The Joyful Banker belongs to Off the Page
  Press  (together with The Binkle Foundation).
  We’re totally committed to being a high-binkle
  operation. So we love to hear from readers, and
  will go who cares how many extra miles to keep
  you happy.    The Real Policies

Please make contact with us

The Joyful Banker is devoted to creating positive and supporting connections in as many ways as possible, in as many aspects of our lives as possible. Site visitors and readers who contribute and binkle back are helping to weave a high-binkle fabric. It’s the reason The Joyful Banker started in the first place.

To contact us        mailto:banker@joyfulbanker.com
  For the Webmaster          mailto:support@joyfulbanker.com
  For Customer Service      mailto:service@joyfulbanker.com
  To share your ideas          mailto:investors@joyfulbanker.com

You don’t need a reason to contact us. So if you don’t know which
address to use, mailto:banker@joyfulbanker.com is a safe bet
       Binkles—another safe bet!
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The Joyful Banker - A Parody of all things Financial
Off the Page Press   (719) 395-9450  fax (719) 395-9453
P.O. Box 4880,  Buena Vista, Colorado  81211 USA
http://www.joyfulbanker.com   editor@joyfulbanker.com


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