Our Crazy Credit Cards

Plastic rectangles that trick you into thinking you’ve got money—
until your next statement comes

The Banker’s parody credit cards have

No spending limits
No payment dates
No qualifying
No late fees or over-limit fees
No expiration dates
No annual renewal charges

Unfortunately, so far we haven’t found any stores willing
to accept them, either. But we haven’t given up yet.

Whimsical Credit Cards

Vital—Life itself
Faster Charg-ing
Ample Excess
Non-stop Discovery

    NOTICE – These are just parody credit cards,
         offered in the spirit of fun
    - NOT good for purchases
    - NOT to be confused with actual credit cards
    that are issued in your name

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