Departments at Joyful Banker

    Joyful Banker is chartered to operate as a fool-service non-bank—
    impossible to confuse with any bank you’ve ever encountered.
    This enterprise operates rather like Dr. Seuss or the Marx Brothers
    would run one. They could see the wisdom in hi-jinx, as we do.

Our Priorities & Policies are Quirky

• We don’t use real money
• We don’t make loans
• We don’t care how much of our funny munny you take—
  or what you do with it. Though we prefer that you share it
• We don’t think money or things can ever be as worthwhile
  as people
• We’re sloppy with figures since we don’t expect to be paid back—
  and only use one denomination: a zillion bucks
• We’re always open—whenever the heart is beating

The Banker’s goals and methods are unique—just like each of our departments and every one of our customers. And the staff only exist to
help you smile, make you take a moment off from the pressures and
frustrations of life. And to reflect a moment about your true WEalth.

Remember that everything around here is based on absurdity and frivel (wordplay).    Humorous financial terms   All in the interest of high spirits.
  Even more frivel

    Is this any way to run a bank?!!

We think so!  The Banker does everything in a whole new way. That’s the joy and binkle way, the care-about-our-customer’s emotional well-being way. And a gander at our logic-defying policies will prove it. Plus, our customers (you) can be counted on to tell us how well we've pulled it off.

Follow on down the hall, and you’ll find all our one-of-a-kind Departments.
They’re not exactly typical either.

Quirky Departments Goofy Policies and Planning Trusts, Estates and Life Changes Energy Legal  (goofy) Savings and Investments Enough Department Construction Opera-tions Kids Branch Feelings And The Vault is underground

Don’t forget to check the Employee Roster  There are some real nice
folks working around here. Must be the high-binkle fringe benefits.

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