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Joyful Dividends

Joyful Dividends is a paid subscription
$18 per year (Please don’t confuse it with the Interest Report—that’s free and comes weekly) There’s no reason not to get both. Since there’s not a lot of overlap between them.

Your subscription includes
  • Joyful Dividends—12 issues, monthly e-zine
  • BonBons to Sweeten Your Life (printed, retail $12)
    More about the book
  • Fresh BonBons, binkles, and joy as quickly as they’re created
  • A package of great goodies from the Storehouse (our choice, but valuable and fun. Includes new stuff that’s being cooked up all the time)
  • Other joyful surprises during the year, as we think of them
Subscribe  

You don’t have to wait for your Dividends

When you subscribe, you’ll receive a package by mail that’s worth lots more than the $18 you paid. Considering that, you’re really getting the next eleven months of the e-zine essentially free. That’s why we don’t prorate the subscription charge for less than a year (if you cancel sooner). Although we don’t refund for the unused issues, you can have them sent to a person of your choosing.

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The Joyful Banker - A Parody of all things Financial
Off the Page Press   (719) 395-9450  fax (719) 395-9453
P.O. Box 4880,  Buena Vista, Colorado  81211 USA
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