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See - Couldn’t resist, could you?!

Don’t click here—Gotcha!
And I’ll bet you touch wet paint, too.
This has been a mini-psychological test whether you’re compliant—
do whatever you are told.

You Don't!

But that’s not news to you (or to your mom).

At Joyful Banker we consider that a good thing. Blind obedience
is passive. It ignores the most creative side of you. Phooey!

If resisting authority (not just going along with the flow) is your cup of tea—
Make it an asset! Hold out for something better—more life affirming.

Go against the flow of

Indifference
Passivity
“Good enough”
Let George do it
None of my business
Who me? Why me?
Don’t make waves
Whatever…

Stand up for Standing up for Something

Don’t just be anti (against things) or indifferent. Be FOR something that matters! I’ll bet there are worthwhile things you’re passionate about.

And if you can’t think of any, please consider beating the drum for binkles and joy. Speak up for them and pass them on.

Secret—They’ve got a good re-payment plan that creeps up on you.

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The Joyful Banker - A Parody of all things Financial
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