The best things in life really are free, starting with freedom. Protect it and use it wisely. It’s your birthride!

Almost everything at Joyful Banker is free—but it’s valuable nonetheless. Which raises a disturbing question, why do we value what we can’t have so highly—yet place so little value on those things that we have which are beyond price?

• Watch for the  Pair of Ds – To indicate we’re all for fun
• Frivel is never frivol-ous. It’s inspired!
• People are more important than things—and relationships based on caring and respect are infinitely more valuable than anything a bank keeps track of
• Your real WEalth can’t be kept in a bank. Hint—notice the WE in WEalth. It’s bigger than you are, and not for you alone

• One’s interest is compounded daily—by using whatever captures your attention. Interest stretches (expands) both you and the experience itself, at the same time
• The Banker has less concern about your credit history than your caring history. And that pales when compared to the shariosity possible each moment (Generosity + Binkles = Shariosity)
• Interest always produces a positive return in some form

Deposits and Withdrawals

• Unlimited withdrawals—help yourself. Take enough to pass some along
• Deposit joy and energy into others and their dreams—that yields a crop of vitality
• Joy is infinitely elastic—able to stretch to include an unlimited number of people and experiences
• Checks don’t bounce here, because we disapprove of red ink or red faces
• The Banker doesn’t make loans or expect paybacks—since we don’t keep accounts
• Our funny munny remind you to care and share yourself—bestow something truly infinite: a cheerful heart
• Our bucks aren’t legal tender, but they make you feel tender

• Reorder your priorities—put joy and binkles first, and many difficulties resolve themselves
• Joy and kindness cover all needs and are always available options
• The natural state of man is joy—lest we forget
• Joy is the coin of our realm. Spreading joy and binkles is the only thing this institution takes seriously

• This is the funnest financial institution in the world
• The Joyful Banker provides a joy-filled experience in every way
  we can think of
• Joy taken daily (hourly, even better) abolishes the glums, boredom,
  or loneliness (Hey! Let’s go for minute-ly)

• Hoarding   MEalth, instead of WEalth. It’s too self-centered
• Withdrawing   (as in contracting from life’s challenges) Live life expansively and passionately—which tend to offend logic (that can’t understand them). To withdraw (protecting oneself) from life is a sign of fear and stuckness
• Greed   An immature, low-grade outlook, which is ruled by fearfulness and “Never Enough”
• Selfishness    makes for a small outlook and a small world—no bigger than one’s desires

TOP SECRET (shhhhhhh…)
There one big planning and development project The Banker has been working on for some time now. It’s almost ready to roll out. People think banks just care more about money. For us, that’s not true. We care about the person’s emotional balances, their inner worth.

One problem that keeps us all off balance (even in the red, as in anger) is that even when we do have enough money, we feel like we don’t have enough time to enjoy it or step out of life’s pressure cooker. Before too long, The Banker will have some announcements you’ll want to watch for.