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Unlimited Joy Bucks

The Joyful Banker is Different

What good is a bank without lots of moolah?
Most banks have plenty of money—it just belongs to other people. Your savings account with them offers a sad reminder of how small and slow-to-grow your own accumulated wealth remains. So your relationship with your bank is too likely to be a downer. A symbol of lack rather than wealth.

  Not Here!
At The Banker we want you to consider anything in the vault yours. Not only that, you can print off all the bucks you want. There’s a method to the madness. Having abundantly more than you require, encourages sharing (and not just easily-acquired Joy Bucks, either).

Generosity of Spirit is of such immense worth that we’re doing all
we can to encourage it—in more ways, by more people, toward more people, more often. That’s a challenge, no question about it.

You happen to be a person, so why don’t you commit to play a more active role yourself? Keep the ball rolling. After all, the point is not the Joy Bucks themselves, but the reminder to share them.

  Cause an Unstoppable Ripple
   Start by helping yourself to Joy Bucks and Binkle Bucks

Print yourself some Bucks

Then hand them out far and wide—always with a binkle and a smile. What’s most important is to remember to look for the joy that’s always to be found exactly where you are. Then turn it around and pass it on. Repeat as often as opportunity permits.

Hooray!
You’ve just made a sense of joy ripple through the known universe.
And it felt pretty good, too. Didn’t it?
Want to do it again?

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Copyright © 2005, Off the Page Press
The Joyful Banker - A Parody of all things Financial
Off the Page Press   (719) 395-9450  fax (719) 395-9453
P.O. Box 4880,  Buena Vista, Colorado  81211 USA
http://www.joyfulbanker.com   editor@joyfulbanker.com


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