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Kids Branch
Pssssst
Heres a secret (no one is supposed to know)
The entire Joyful Banker experience is for kids. Its designed to tempt
the neglected and ignored kid in you to come out and play. Hey, being a grown-up (a groan-up)
isnt all that great. It adds up to too much time spent being serious, being
obligated to one chore after another. Phoey!!! Where does that get you?
Curiosity is at the top of a kids job description. It hasnt got a thing to
do with age, either. If youre smart (or maybe not too smart) you hang onto that
your whole life. Because, once its gone youre really old, as in geezer.
Escape Gravity A BonBon
And since you know the secret, I guess theres no
harm in letting you into our clubhouse. Take a look!
Were the Kids Branch at The Banker.
So it makes sense for it
to be a TREE HOUSE. Neat, huh?
Dont say kids are irresponsible! Were responsible,
too! Just for different thingslike fun and curiosity and play.
Sounds like The Bankers place to menow doesnt it?
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