Absurd Legal Documents

Howdy Folks, I'm J. D. Dawg, the Legal Beagle
I’ve been working long hours in the back office to frivel-up some first-rate, humorous legal documents. They don’t have the standard legal mumbo jumbo you’ve encountered elsewhere—yet they’re hauntingly familiar. Each has been drafted to skewer the pomposity of legal verbiage and reasoning—while tickling your funny bone.

These newly-drafted versions appear to be bona fide, ex post facto, quid pro quo, a priori, sui generis, tabla rasa, res judicata (that’s Latin, in case you don’t know) legal documents. But they’re unlike anything contemplated by the American Bar Association. (the ABA) or English Common Law.
  Read a sample now, an Assignment.

Behold—Flimflam documents without merit or effect

The set of absurd documents is guaranteed to be 100% non-binding, with absolutely no legal effect. They expose (but in a good way) the true incomprehensibility of the legal turn of phrase, without your having to take them seriously. Enjoy them all—because you certainly don’t need to respect them or abide by them.

These travesties of legal reasoning will amuse anyone who wants a good laugh, whether a legal insider or the public at large. They’re the kind of official-looking silliness you’ll pass around so you can watch the double takes and dawning amusement.

  For the first time ever! Legal documents
that admit they're absurd!

     The full set of All-purpose high-frivel, Parody Legal Documents,
     8 in all, costs $8.95—a tiny fraction of what a real lawyer charges just
     to ignore you. Sent to you by mail  (Postage included within USA)

They comes with a Certificate of Authenticity (Eccentricity)

• Bill of Sail-ing (Bill of Sale)
• First Will and Test-a-Minute (Will)
• Power of Attor-nity (POA)
• Assignment  Read it now (free)
• Promissory Note
• Contract with Myself
• Deed
• License
• Easement

   Here’s a short excerpt from the Bill of Sail-ing
   … “and the Seller hereby swears and declares that it has a lawful,
      undeniable, and passionate interest in said goodies and candles;
      that they are all in smirking order, ordinary hair and despair accepted,”

    Read a whole goofy legal document       The attorney responsible

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