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World’s Quirkiest Bank
Our Priorities and Policies are Quirky
- We don’t use real money
- We don’t make loans
- We don’t care how much of our funny munny you take—or what you do with it. Though we prefer that you share it
- We don’t think money or things can ever be as worthwhile as people
- We’re sloppy with figures since we don’t expect to be paid back—and only use one denomination: a zillion bucks
- We’re always open—whenever the heart is beating
Unique in Every Way
The Banker’s goals and methods are unique—just like each of our departments and every one of our customers. And the staff only exist to help you smile, make you take a moment off from the pressures and frustrations of life. And to reflect a moment about your true WEalth.
Remember that everything around here is based on absurdity and frivel (wordplay).
Humorous financial terms - All in the interest of high spirits.
Even more frivelWords & Symbols You will Need
Parody—Humorous take-off. This site is a parody of all things financial. And the symbol for it is a pair of Ds
Frivel©—Wordplay. Having fun with words, or using them in new ways. Example, we’re a fine anshool institution. It may not be clear what an anshool is, but we’re a fine one. Find more Frivel Galore
Binkle®—The energy you feel when you really connect with someone or something that inspires you (even yourself). Here’s what it looks like. Some binkle fun
Binkle Bucks—Funny munny (energy) available here
Joy Bucks—Funny munny (emotional) available here
Zillion—The only denomination of bucks we offer—just short of infinite
What’s in the Bank?
You can bet there’ll be a steady stream of binkle-rich, joyful, high-frivel fresh stuff—as well as contributions from you guys. Bookmark this website.
The Joyful Banker offers a whimsical time out from stress for anyone who drops by. So enjoy yourself! Poke around for a while. Who knows what you will find!
We hope you’ll pass along your high binkle feelings to others. Consider becoming an Investor—share your opinions and joyful insights with other readers. It’s sure to be a wise investment (or an investment of wisdom). And come back soon!