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                    The Joyful Banker has stashed a variety of enticing and quirky valuables
                    down here in the basement (more like a dungeon) of the bank. A lot of what
                    is down here has been here for a long, long time. Nobody is quite sure of what
                    all is in this cache. It’s probably a mixed bag of precious items mixed with
                    other tidbits of somewhat dubious value. Some of these treasures have gone
                    too long unclaimed—like the family jewels.

                    The challenge to you—See if you can find anything at all to tickle your
                    funnybone, or to add value to your life. Rummage around, pick what you like.
                    Take anything that takes your fancy. This is one case where the value of what
                    is here truly is in the eye of the beholder.